Wednesday, July 08, 2009

SATURDAY NIGHT NINJAS 




# "Wasting Police Time" by David Copperfield is available from Amazon and all good bookshops.: 10:22 PM
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It's funny because it's true.
 
brilliant
 
Brilliant,

But it's missing the mate trying to restrain him (which he's secretly glad he's doing) whilst he shouts at his bigger "victim".

Or saying "You're lucky they're here or I'd f£$king batter you" just as you arrive.
 
Funny!

We had a bloke like this who tried to attack one of my lads in a building the other night. Unfortunately for the yob, the guard happened to be a presidential Protection Officer on a two-year contract to us from the Philippines National Police (I hired 62 of them). The yob got the crap kicked out of him and handcuffed in less than 10 seconds. He was even less brave when the Calgary cops showed up and hauled him away.
 
It just goes to show, no matter what type or how much defensive tactics we're taught, nothing can prepare you for the mindless, drunken person who just wants to kick your head in.
 
Surely, it's not the mindless element of drunkenness that's the problem once the fists and feet start swinging, but the fact that they don't notice being 'restrained'?
 
That was hilarious!
 
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