Saturday, December 01, 2007
FREE SAMPLE?
This stuff comes in a sachet, so I originally thought it was a free sample, but no, she'd gone and paid for it. Intrigued, I asked her what she thought the benefits of a product containing placenta 'n' henna might have over a product that contained mere henna. She took the item from me and exclaimed. "Eeew! I only got as far as Henna, then I bought it."
When you turn the packet over it says that the "Placenta extract is derived from animal placenta." I suppose it's only a matter of time before the stuff contains "Nature's best hair conditioner...real human placenta."
My second favourite advertising slogan round these parts is the Husky chain of gas stations is advertising its fuel as "Mother Nature's Fuel" which is kind of true, but misses the point somewhat.
Next time on Coppersblog: Elk velvet, is it all it's cracked up to be?
we need to stand up and be counted this goverment is taking us for a ride, and the federation???
I still think that 'Henna & Placenta' is weird though, and have never had the urge to try elk antler velvet. Elk steak is mighty tasty though.
I have seen a dessert in England called 'Spotted Dick' that has the same 'WTF?' effect on Canadians.
The problem is that they obviously feel that our specific circumstances such as no right to strike and more chance of being murdered at work than anyone other than an operational soldier is worth nothing.
Some people (those so far removed from our position that they don't acknowledge the threats existence) will argue that the latter circumstance is merely an occupational hazard - at least a soldier has an assault rifle and several hundred rounds of ammunition to try and ward off those trying to kill him/her. Not to mentioned fully armoured and armed to the teeth support and air support, we have a can of condiment and metal stick for fuck sake.
I specifically didn't say killed at work as we all know that our colleagues in the other emergency services face danger everyday, most notably the tragic loss of 4 firefighters in warwickshire, my point is people everywhere die in traffic and industrial accidents, we are singled out as people who others try to MURDER purely because of our job.
In that case, give us back the right to strike, or perhaps we should take it back??
it beggars belief that the federation allowed it to go to th e arbitration panel (who are appointed by the goverment) surely they are not independant ??.
i have not seen much media respons e about the settlement (or one that was forced upon us) unlike the fire/ambulance/nhs service.
the government thinks that they can fob us of because they know we will just lie down and take it, this cannot be the way anymore. we are an invaluable service with the most dedicated and hard working officers putting our lives on the line everytime that we leave the station. anyone who works on the frontlne knows this, but people dont see the full side of what we do, if they did maybe they would have a different perception of what we have to deal with. we are not asking for a huge increase but one that is realistic of the increased cost of living and rising taxes.
Don't take on a new job until the olds ones are dealt with. You are not helping yourself or the public if you take on new jobs that sit in your basket un attended for days or weeks.
Ever tried to juggle three or four balls at once. It ain't easy so don't try.
Hey Benji still thinking of you hun.
Old Duffer
Anyway, there is an even greater injustice afoot.
http://www.gmp.police.uk/mainsite/pages/poll.htm
Join with me, fellow officers, to vote no to stupid trousers, crap body armour cover (the picture clearly doesn't show it stuffed to bursting with forms, books, phones and wallets) and POLYESTER T-SHIRTS?!
For the love of God, it's not difficult. Cotton polo shit, ARV trousers, ARV body armour cover and a flat cap. Job done.
All the ones that work in my area are very nice people I'm sure but how much bang does the Service get for this particular buck ? What do they contribute in reality ? And would this money be better spent on funding a proper pay structure for Police Officers, increasing morale, improving resources - ( how often do you see a PCSO patrol alone ??? - Goodness sake they were double crewed in a response car in a local town a couple of weeks ago)
Scrap PCSOs (sorry guys) and give us the tools to do the job.....oh and in the event of Officers withdrawing some services will PCSOs be used to fill in the blanks ? Answers on a post-card please to ACPO.





